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I'm still optimistic [read "DAFT"] enough to make New Year resolutions, consisting of the usual half‑baked ideas to eat less rubbish, take more exercise, stop beating the missus...

There are challenges to take up regarding LPMCC.net. Often it involves working less hours, but making them more productive. [NO CHANCE]

This book was where I discovered Jitsi, now adopted for our Virtual Club Nights

Late last year I read This is for Everyone by Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the World Wide Web. It isn't often that I read a real book
[apart from Rupert Annuals], but on those occasions they can have a profound impact.

So one LPMCC.net resolution is to follow Sir Tim's principles.

In the process of organising some outside events, I stumbled upon .ICS files. If you use an on‑line calendar, this iCalendar Standard file can enter details into it, saving you a lot of time. They are begging to be incorporated into Hans Veenendaal's Rally Listing, for the benefit of the many riders who make good use of available technology.

Every new or updated page on LPMCC.net is announced in our left‑side menu, in our Mobile News, and through an RSS feed. RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication or maybe Rich Site Summary. If the latter, then I've been doing it a disservice with short measure. I'm resolved to correcting that this year.

Watch this space...

Whenever we announce our plans to add something to the website (such as the features proposed in our New Year Resolutions, above) we add the proviso "Don't hold your breath". To make sure you keep on breathing, living, and reduce your blood pressure and stress levels, here is a guide to a regular, relaxed six-breaths-per-minute rhythm. Sit comfortably and keep time.

According to Caroline Williams in 3rd January New Scientist, the benefits of deep, slow breathing are supported by research. Simply breathing slowly in through the nose and out through the mouth for 10-20 minutes a day can make a real difference. It's free, safe and can be done anywhere. If you're looking for a gentle, natural way to feel calmer and more rested, your breath is a very good place to start.

I can breathe easy over one of my resolutions: Our RSS feed now contains more information and illustrations.

I try to think ahead. Fresh out of my engineering apprenticeship, I was already thinking of retirement. So I took out a "With-Profits Endowment Policy" for half of my wages, but projected to pay me happy returns on my 65^th birthday.

Soon after taking on the policy, I began to worry about increasingly automated production. Would it result in a reduction in retirement age, leaving me to pay instalments from my state pension?

Now AI is bringing the same problem to professions.

As it turned out, in this (and every other) case of "improvements", the impact has been the very opposite. Rather than benefitting the workers, it put some out of work, while those still employed need to work longer years to fund unemployment benefits.
But profits are up.

Whoever coined the phrase "Win some, lose some" doesn't live in the same world as me.

What I never anticipated was my insurance company demutualising and the "With-Profits" going to shareholders, leaving me to just about break even.

A few years back, I moved into retirement apartments where we are not trusted to use gas appliances. My heating was provided by storage heaters, devices designed to be an expensive way to provide the wrong heat, in the wrong place, at the wrong time. I decided to seek a better method.

The buzz-word these days is "Heat-Pump". It is a cunning way to move heat from somewhere cold to somewhere warmer, using a relatively small power input to trick the Second Law of Thermodynamics. (not break it, just trick it) It is much favoured by Those-In-Power, who support varying subsidies for air source and ground source heat pumps. They need to, because installing those systems is very expensive.

Not wanting to forgo the opportunity to black the eye of the Second Law, I chose to install an air-to-air heat pump. These are not subsidised because they are also known as "air-conditioners" that will cool during hot periods. Those-In-Power do not want the hoi polloi to install these devices that they enjoy in their ivory towers, because that could strain power supplies during hot weather.

Nevertheless, I went ahead with air-con. It has been very successful, providing warmth at the right time and place, at an acceptable cost. A bonus is cooling during the couple of days when we have hot weather.

Ruining AMOC

AMOC stands for Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation — Google it. What you need to know is that it includes the Gulf Stream that brings warm seawater to Blighty, blessing us with a mild, maritime climate.
And it is weakening.

The result of continued weakening will be to change our climate from mild winters and cool summers into arctic conditions.
So I ain't feeling so smug about having a cool air-con!

Every Saturday morning I cycle into the city to buy fruit and eggs from the market, then join the free Tai Chi sessions. This week we were celebrating World Tai Chi Day, with displays by Chinese students and lion dancers.

When I returned to the Town Hall Bike Park, I met fellow Embers, Carol and Tim. They were there for the Old Town Festival and heading for Jewry Wall Museum, so I joined them. We took advantage of the festival special offer of concessionary entry price at the museum.

Leicester contains one of Britain's largest surviving Roman walls and many original artefacts. The foundations of the Roman baths were discovered in the 1930s by pioneering archaeologist Dame Kathleen Kenyon, and more recent items were found during the construction of Vaughan Way underpass. Further archaeological discoveries have been made in this millennium, including evidence of the town's western wall and brilliant mosaics. These came to light during recent developments, including High Cross shopping centre, Stibbes factory and Leicester market.

What was my top attraction? Sausage rolls in the museum café!

For me, the second most impressive items were preserved painted plaster wall and ceiling sections. Remarkable for surviving almost 2000 years of neglect and burial.

After a quick lunch we wandered back through town to see the many displays that traced Leicester's history through Saxon and Viking dark ages following the withdrawal of the Roman Empire.

Jubilee Square was just one of the locations for activities and displays. The beer garden looked especially inviting in perfect spring weather.

As a bonus concession, Tim and Carol secured free cycle hub membership at the Town Hall Bike Park — after considerable negotiations.

Weblog analysis takes a long time in computer terms; the program I run takes about an hour. During that time I need to know...

1. that it started
2. that it is working
3. that it hasn't crashed
4. when it has finished

The first and last items are easy to achieve. Gauging progress is not so simple. How many times have you watched a progress indicator creep up to the full mark for it to either...

1. dwell on 100% interminably
2. start again from zero
3. announce that the process has failed

My indicator is more accurate but, due to the program's cavalier attitude to memory use, the indicator that begins with quick movement to 10%, then slows to crawl for   the     final       few         per c e  n   t .

To indicate progress the screen needs to update, but if the program is running flat out, there is no opportunity to do that until the program has finished and released some processing power. To update the screen requires the program to be interrupted and more time is added to the whole process. Interrupts are minimised to one every thousand lines processed, but with over a million lines in the file, that still adds up.

Now that I'm confident the program will not go into an infinite loop, I forgo the luxury of a progress bar. The message that says the program has started also makes a stab at estimating what time I should return from raiding the fridge. Because the uninterrupted program runs ten times faster, I may not put on as much wait weight.

There you are, riding along in the summer countyside, minding your own business, when you see the two warning roadsigns shown here, both on the same pole to save clutter. Which hazard will you reach first?

• Junction on right
• Junction on left
• Bend (right)

It's logical innit. You read from the top. Or maybe the bottom. Or perhaps a bit of both?

Bit of both.

The rules are, you read the signs from the top, and within each sign from the bottom.

You managed to cope with that piece of logic quite safely. But is it any wonder that the definition of "road accidents" includes the phrase "failed to cope"?

Motorcycing was a big part of my life, so I'm often asked if I miss riding.

I rode the greatest British motorcycles, including a Combat engined Norton Fastback Commando and Triumph T160V Trident.

I did the Dragon, the Elefantentreffen, the Ides of March, Aegir and Captain Cook. I did the BMF, FIM and National Rallies. I rode to the Atlantic and the Black Sea.

I had the experience of working at the Triumph Meriden cooperative.

I motorcycled all over England, Scotland and Wales, to associate with the finest riders who generously volunteered their time to share their skills with new riders.

No, I don't miss it, because I did it.

The road goes ever up and on
And long ago my childhood passed.
To try to retrace steps is wrong,
Slow days of youth, in truth, flew fast.
So, stride ahead and don't look back,
Each day another hill behind.
The strength and hope of youth I lack;
Old friends and memories I find.

From the Hobbit Walking Song by JRR Tolkien