Dragon Rally

More reports from MOTOR CYCLE courtesy of Jan Heiland.

MOTOR CYCLE 3 FEBRUARY 1966

OFF INTO NORTH WALES

THE great day is almost here. Crack of dawn on Saturday - Friday night, maybe - you'll be off and away on the trek to the Dragon Rally. Other riders swing into your route; there are cheery waves for they, like you, bear the Dragonist's unofficial badge, a lashed-on bedroll.

We fork left at Capel Curig, towards the Llanberis Pass. A cold road, a lonely road, where Snowdon rears his massive triple peak ahead. Then, at last, we break through the mountains. Look! The banner of the red dragon floats high above Glyn Padarn. There are welcoming smiles, handshakes, a mug of steaming soup. The magic of the Dragon works its spell once more.

DON'T FORGET...

WISE types booked sleeping space in advance. If you didn't, you'll be welcome to come along and take pot luck at finding a cranny under canvas. The Conway Club right now are busy erecting several huge marquees. Campers, of course, don't have to make prior arrangements There's plenty of room on the 360-acre site. However, it's first come, first served, for the plum pitches.

All of us enjoy our own private little bonfire: so the Conway Club are laying on a scrapwood dump close to the soup kitchen.

What you do need is a groundsheet, warm sleeping bag (or the equivalent in blankets), mug and irons, and a flashlamp. Some catering arrangements are being made, and those planning to arrive in the small hours might like to know that hot snacks will be available from 6 pm Friday all through the night.

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WHAT GOES ON?

THE Dragon Rally opens at 3.30 pm tomorrow, Friday, February 4, and closes 11 am Sunday, February 6. Present yourself at Glyn Padarn, on A4086 (the Caernarvon road) one mile north-west of Llanberis, between those hours to qualify for the Dragon badge.

All motor cyclists are welcome; but three-wheelers, cars and vans are out.

If you arrive on the Friday night, collect your badge from the Conway Club's caravan near the main entrance (marked CONWAY CLUB HQ on ur site plan). From 8 am Saturday, go straight to the generator house for your badge and free soup.

Now for the rest of the day. Film shows start at 2 pm. The programme includes Shell's classic The Right Line and the very latest, International Six Days Trial; National Benzole's The Vanishing Coast; Castrol's Three Wheels at Mallory.

From 6 pm we form up for the great headlight

parade. First man leaves the north gate at 6.30 pm. The six-mile route, same as last year's, is shown on our map.

As the parade returns, the bonfire bursts into flames. That is 7 pm. At 7.30 pm there will be addresses of welcome from near the generator house.

A change this year. Instead of a formal Sunday-morning service, the Rev Graham Hullett, curate at St Mary's of Paddington (59 Club), will sat a few words to close the speechifying.

And where's Father Bill Shergold? Busy packing his bags in London - he leaves for a three-month working tour in Australia on Monday the day after the Dragon.

At 8 pm begins the jolly sing-song round the bonfire. To lead it, they've engaged the Llandulas Male Voice Choir, who will also do some entertaining on their own account.

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DUCKS and DRAGONS

The Conway Club's Dragon seems to have the bit between its teeth. Every year it forges further ahead. The attendance goes up and up. Last weekend's get-together at the foot of Snowdon numbered at least 6,420 and the final reckoning may be higher.

Yet the weather was the most uninviting so far. The previous four rallies have been held in heavy snow, ice, tingling cold and brilliant sunshine. For this, the fifth, no-one escaped rain, floods, mist and gale force winds, though temperatures were unusually high for February.

Yet even this sort of depressing weather had its compensations. Rivers and streams became raging torrents as boisterous and foaming and spectacular as those in the French or Swiss Alps when the snows melt in spring.

Every so often along the roads leading to Glyn Padarn, groups of Dragonists stopped at the roadside to gaze in awe at the raging waters - this part of the tourists' attractions of North Wales were never so splendid in the holiday season.

How you fared through the Llanberis pass depended on the day and the time.

The early birds who made Glyn Padarn on Friday swooped though lengths of flooded road and gusty sidewinds so strong that it was impossible to avoid wavering from side to side.

During the night the wind dropped and a wet clammy mist closed in. At times it was so thick that a bottom gear crawl was the only way to sort out the turns.

And on Saturday when the big intake went through you could meet mist, lashing rain or a burst of watery sunshine.

No matter: spirits were as buoyant as always at Glyn Padarn with tents filling every suitable plot of ground. Only the small camp fires suffered for it was a problem to get sodden wood to make a friendly flare.

Would the dampness spoil the traditional bonfire that marks the high spot of the Dragon Saturday night festivities? Not likely! With a spot of petrol to give it a woosh, the pyre was soon going, sending flames high in the air.

The rain was now holding off. First the headlight parade with such a long cavalcade of lamps stabbing the darkness that the circuit looked like a ring of fire.

Next came the welcomes. First from "Tiger" Roberts, chairman of the Conway Club. the from Harry Louis who brought a personal message of good wishes from the new Minister of Transport, Mrs Barbara Castle. A special greeting to the Germans - the biggest contingent with over 60, from the Continent - read in their language by Mike Evans and, finally, a brief blessing from Father Graham Hullett of the 59 Club.

By eight o'clock the famous Llandulas Choir was leading the singing. When had had enough there were plenty of others to take over with impromptu community songs. For nearly three hours the valley echoed with lusty voices.

Much, much later the last of the lights went out. The night was so mild that you could walk around in shirtsleeves as you riding gear dried out.

Mild - and dry - nest morning, too. Though nobody had a completely dry run home whether he went north east or south. But the showers were rarely heavy and when the sun broke through it reminded you that spring is not so far away . . .

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ON THE Thursday evening before the rally, the Oxfordshire Sidecar Club hosted nine German rallyists at their HQ.

Jack Gibbs than arranged a tour of the Triumph factory for the following day. It proved so popular that it was a job to drag the Germans away and get them to Glyn Padarn.

Earlier they had been very impressed by the English police after asking a partolman in London to tell them the route to Oxford.

He jumped on his Triumph and gave them the red carpet escort treatment all the way to the M4!

WHAT WAS the most unusual registration number? All the old faithfuls were there, including the Harley Davidson with the Canadian registration. But the rather oriental looking number with CFS nationality plate set us thinking.

The owner of the beige coloured BMW R69S and Steib was 38 year old Lieutenant François Barret, a friend of Jean-Marie Debonneville, and the machine hailed from French Somaliland on the shores of the Red Sea!

However, Lieut Barret had been staying a month or two at his home in Bordeaux, so the feat wasn't so astounding as it at first appeared. Nevertheless it was a fair ride to Wales.

GETTING to the Dragon and dealing with the sort of roadside bothers that can occur is essentailly a man's game. But there were a number of ladies who made Glyn Padarn on their own mounts - like 25 year old Ruth Knight of Chelmsford on her 1961 Triumph T110 and Canterbury chair.

After setting off at 11 pm on Friday, she arrived at the rally just 24 hours later. She stopped to help several unfortunates by the side of the road during the early hours of Saturday morning and then found herself in serious trouble at Wellington.

The back wheel of the Triumph had collapsed. Ruth and passenger, Bernard Cramer spent the best part of the day getting the wheel rebuilt.

EXCERPTS from Mrs Barbara Castle's special message of welcome to the rally:

"I share your love of outdoor life and admire your enthusiasm for your sport.

"Enthusiasm and skill usually go together. The man for whom motor cycling is part of the open air life is likely to be skilled in roadcraft.

"I hope you will demonstrate your skill in the best possible way - by setting an example to others. I hope you will do this in the same spirit of comradeship shown at this rally, by teaching others to take care of their machines and to take care on the roads. Good luck to you all."

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WE HEAR a great deal about visitors from the Continent - yet a sadly neglected contingent from over the water is the Irish one.

However, all our friends from Ireland, like 20 year old Lionel Watts of Limerick, were pleased to hear Harry Louis mention them in his speech.

WELLINGTON boots were selling very well in Llanberis. The stock of popular sizes had all gone by early Saturday afternoon.

Fresh supplies were soon coming in from Caernavon.

"WELL WORTH opening up. We are all very happy with what we achieved." So reported Rev David Collyer of the Birmingham Double Zero Club's enterprise in putting headquarters, St Basil's Church Hall, at the disposal of Dragon Rallyists.

In all, 162 riders dropped in at Birmingham for coffee or soup on the way to Glyn Padarn - among them nine German and four Swedish visitors, and Norwegian and French pairs.

Not everybody stopped the night, but those who did use their bed rolls in the centrally heated hall numbered 53.

Says David Collyer: "Some got their heads down just for a few hours and I was making wakey wakey calls, by prior arrangement, right through the night.

"The last caller arrived at 8.15 on Saturday morning, just in time for breakfast!"

AS THEY tucked into their four course Sunday dinner, Motor Cycle's team under canvas thought themselves in the Dragon Campers' Ritz.

But even the luxuries of table, stools and propane lantern paled into insignificance against Norman Chadderton's caravan. It was a genuine four berth model, a lightweight Travelette.

Norman's 1957 Square Four did the donkey work getting the caravan over from Shaw, Lancs. Three lucky friends had come along to share the cosy pleasures of this mobile homelet.

The detail that we liked best was the neatly laid out row of four carpet slippers.

CONTINGENTS from abroad were the biggest so far. They came from Austria, Belgium, Holland, France, Germany (including Berlin), Luxembourg, Norway and Switzerland.

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AMONG the many club contingents were Vintage and Brough Superior. Rim brakes and rain never went well together but that didn't stop the riders of the older vintage bikes making it.

Broughs? Well, they didn't attract as much attention as the 1966 jobs, including at least four CB450 Hondas.

FIRST arrivals came from Germany on the Wednesday. The last checked in at 11.30 am on Sunday after a series of breakdowns that delayed him all Saturday night. He started back for home just before noon!

ON SUNDAY morning, Birge Paulsen, riding a 1938 seven-fifty BMW, popped up at the control caravan. "Hello," he said, "I'd like the furthest travelled rallyist award, please. I've come here all the way from Norway specially because I knew this was the one prize I would win."

Gently, Conway Club officials took Birge to one side to explain that there just weren't any awards at all; only little enamelled badges . . .

ALTHOUGH somewhat off the beaten track for most Dragonists, the Oxfordshire Sidecar Club's brew-up and thaw-out station near the Oxford by-pass drew its usual crowd of thankful patrons.

All Sunday afternoon and evening it was thronged with home going rallyists who'd called in for a last natter and joke together.

No precise count was taken but, says secretary Roger Green, "We got rid of 500 rolls and 28 lb of sausages."

A few callers puzzled over why the brazier and hot-dog stand had been set up on the "wrong" side of the road.

The reason is simple: The wrong side has the right kind of farmer, who allows the Oxfordshire Club to set up shop on a short stretch of private track.

More than that, this gentleman puts forward his good offices to the extent of lending the club a redundant milk churn as a water tank and storing the gear in his barn.

One after-dark visitor, determined to prove the opposite side of the road would serve just as well, set out to do some surveying on his own account.

Imagine the consternation of the Oxfordshire Sidecarrists when their "helper" suddenly vanished - into an 8ft deep drainage channel!

His bike was little damaged but the rider went off to hospital with a suspected shoulder dislocation.


Most waggish remark of the afternoon? "It's so warm today, you ought to be serving ices, not bangers!"

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Driven by the continuing desire to share snippets of the past with the faithful readers of LPMCC, here are some additional photos relating to the 1966 meeting of the most famous motorcycling rally to ever take place in Great Britain.  

Let's begin with the splendid cover of the issue of Motor Cycle magazine published on 10 February, 1966.  This publication covered the event that occurred on the weekend of 4 to 6 February. 

This photo, chosen to illustrate the cover of the magazine, is a wonderful reflection of the adventure.  The sleeping bags or old blankets tied to racks of individual machines and protected by simple plastic bags, reflect the anticipation of bad weather by the participants on their way to Glyn Padarn. They serve as testament to enthusiasm for the most famous winter gathering.

Casualties of War

Among the younger generation of today's rallyists, I tend to believe that the majority of those riding their modern, reliable machines may not realize how easily they can travel without too much worry of possible breakdown or mechanical hassle, compared to their elders,  

The mechanical reliability of modern motorcycles is hardly comparable to that of yesterday's enthusiasts.  Many rode second-hand machines that, over time, had accumulated years of wear and tear inflicted by the previous owners.  This, of course, could lead to mechanical issues and breakdowns at any time on the road. 

The vagaries of motorcycling of this era caught on the spot. Photo taken during the Dragon 1966 and published in the Motor Cycle article about the meeting

In the 1960s, traveling from your hometown to the Dragon rally on one of these "veteran” bikes, regardless of the distance, was not without risk of causing you to dirty your hands with oil or grease while conducting an outdoor mechanical session.  Added handicaps were working with hands and fingers numb with cold or being stuck somewhere for several hours by a problematic breakdown. 

Scarcely a mile out from Glyn Padarn, Tom Carter (bent over the dualseat) discovers the clutch centre of his 1958 Squariel is working loose

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face

Fortunately, however, for the vast majority of rallyists, the occurrences of mechanical issues on the road to the Dragon were still quite low. For most, there were more moments of happiness, joy and satisfaction on the handlebars of their machines than slight inconveniences due to unforeseen failures and the need to resolve a breakdown problem in order to set off again and continue their journey. 

Once they got there, it was time to reunite with old acquaintances, or to make friends with other enthusiasts

After all, who knows?  The hazards of life sometimes offer opportunities that were totally unknown to them yesterday.  Helping others to resolve the inevitable mechanical problems could lead to finding a very good friend or a faithful companion in future motorcycling adventures. 

- Jean-Francois Helias


Start of quotation ... After the 1965 rally...

The next Rally 1966, I rode pillion on the back of a friends Triumph T100. His name was Dave Teare.

I was recovering from a big RTA on my 350 Goldie, at Gledrid Crossroads near Chirk. I was in hospital for three months, but had begged for a weekend pass from the Hospital, to return on the Monday to carry on treatment. I was out on the Friday and rode up to Llanberis on the back of Dave's Triumph on the Saturday morning with my crutches strapped on the back of my haversack.

On the return journey it was tipping down with rain and it had got into the throttle cable of the Triumph causing the throttle to stick open. We were coming down the Llanberris pass towards Capel Curig and Dave was controlling his speed using the clutch, with a steep rocky bank on one side and a stone wall and a big drop on the other. Still regaining my nerve from my RTA, it was quite a hairy ride.

The '67 Rally I went on ... End of quotation

Steve Phillips - Phil


Start of quotation Feb 1966 was my first Dragon at Llyn Padarn.

In those days I was a member of The Eagles MCC Nottingham.

My name is Steve Holbrook and I was 18 at the time. I rode passenger with Albert Storey on a new Triumph Trophy, as my own bike at the time was only a Honda 90 C200 and too small to make the trip, so I was told. We were accompanied by several other members. Jonny Longdon on a C11G BSA which broke down several times due to oil getting through to the points and drowning them.

The A38 after Derby was our route followed by the A5. In those days there was no Burton By Pass and the route through Burton was via several railway crossings. As a brewery town small company railways criss crossed the town.

Cafes were sought at regular intervals, with lunch on the A5 at Bicton the other side of Shrewsbury. This place we used for many years and met and made long term Dragonniers. The likes of Badges, seen often as an extra on East Enders.

Camping at the rally was something else with a crowd of around 6,000 there. I remember the singing around the campfire and still have the song sheet, as well as now over 40 badges and rallies completed. End of quotation

- Steve Holbrook


Start of quotation It was 1966, I was riding my friend Ian's BSA Super Rocket because my Gold Star was off the road. (I went on the Goldie in 63, 64, 65 & 67.) I was absolutley sodden, rode from Birmingham in non-stop rain, met friends from Tamworth, Trevor Rodgers was one I recall, Bonneville and ginger hair.

Now the reason for writing this, I read earlier on the page that 'someone went home without their bike'. Well that could have been me. The bike's magneto was submerged in water and, even with the friendly garage owner letting me use his air hose to blow it out, the BSA just would not start.

However the following week when I picked it up it started first kick. End of quotation

- Clive Walker


Start of quotation In 1966 my mate Chris Hoy on his 61 BSA Shooting Star Watsonian outfit & me ran out of petrol in the pouring rain in the Llanberis Pass during the early hours of the night. In a layby was a old converted ambulance which was the mountain rescue team. We knocked them up and they sold us a gallon of petrol which lasted us until the next open garage.

We arrived sodden but enjoyed the weekend. End of quotation

- Paul Kennedy


Start of quotation Pop was chairman of the Double Zero club at the time. Went on a 1955 110 with Val Richardson on the back but it was untried after rebuild. It broke down on the way back.

Bloody cold and not washed for quite a few days. We got most the way back in a new Rolls. Couldn't believe anyone would stop, let alone in a Rolls.

Chubbles on his Thruxton Velo got slightly drunk, demolished a few tents. Matchey on his combo got "killed" at the half way house then got a lift on an S7 Sunbeam which broke down Lawley Street, not far from the club.

We had lots of bikers stop over night at the club, two Swedish girls on a Bonnie were regular over the years, but many countries.

Became chairman soon after ... oh memories. End of quotation

- Windsor the Third


Start of quotation I rode to the 1966 Dragon rally on a black Matchless 500 single with a guy from Scarborough in Yorkshire who was a fellow student at Harper Adams agricultural college in Newport Shropshire.

My memory is fading and I have forgotten his name. Its been a long time and I have been in Canada since 1968. We were unprepared, had no tent and were lucky to find a cold concrete floor of a hut in the ex RAF munitions camp where the rally was held. End of quotation

- Graham Eley

THE DRAGON RALLY 1966 SONG SHEET compiled by Bill Hume (Conway & District M.C.C. & The Vintage Motor Cycle Club) The Conway Club would like to thank BSA MOTOR CYCLES LTD. for their great generosity in bearing the cost of having this publication printed The Conway & District Motor Cycle Club
Dear Motor Cyclist, Welcome once again to the Dragon Rally, this the fifth in the series. As the President of the Conway Club it gives me the greatest possible pleasure to see so many people so enthusiastic about motor cycles that they are eager and willing to battle the roughest of rough weather every year merely-but is merely the word ?-for the sake of a ride out to meet others of the same breed. When I see the ranks and rows of tents, the grinning brigade of lads-and lasses- and the polished-and unpolished!-machines all together in this one spot, it makes me laugh for I think of those idiots who murmur about the decadence of the British. British? We must never forget out European friends from Germany, France and elsewhere. A thousands welcomes to Wales to you all. "Pip" HARRIS, President. To all Dragonists-Greeting! Your bowl of soup and your tin medal await you. Come and get them. You should haNe earned them by the time they are pushed into your grubby paws! As Chairman of the greatest club in Britain, may I endorse what our President has said? I may? Good. It is endorsed. You come, you have a good time and you go away again with memories of a good time-we hope-and in such a get-together as the Dragon Rally, even a hard time is surely a good one for I know that such trips are amongst the fondest memories of motor cyclists. Rough when they occur but great to recall over a pint. But you will probably give no thought to the tremendous amount of graft put in by the Conway Bunch-the lady-folk who sweat all day over the soup, the Secretarial work and organisation so gamely done by Lawrence Irving and his helpers, the hard work preparing the site by the Club Members, the Song Sheet prepared by Bill Hume, the Marshalling done again by the Club with able assistance by assorted members of other organisations notably the 59 Club, the Service prepared by our Rev. Bill Shergold, the wood that has to be found to make a respectable camp-fire and so on and so on and so on. But-let me niggle just a little-why the blazes should we have to go around picking up the junk you drop without a thought? Haven't we done enough work? Cart it off with you you idle swabs. Niggle over. Again, I must personally thank the Editor and Staff of the Motor cycle; without them it would be so much more difficult, Messrs. B.S.A. for the Song Sheet, there simply wouldn't be one without them; and Bill Thacker who so generously and gratuiously renders his professional services as a first-rate artist to help us. What else? Ah yes" The Dragon Rally is for motor-cyclists. We will strain and stretch many points in this event-but we will not welcome those of you who cheat and come down by car or van. This is too easy-and this rally is for real motor cyclists. You will not get past the gates unless your trip has been by motor cycle, with or without a sidecar. So you have been warned once and for all. Out! Have a great ride to Llyn Padarn. Yours, Tom "TIGER" ROBERTS, Chairman, Conway & D.M.C.
INDEX
1. SONG OF THE DRAGON MEN. Hear! The sound in valleys ringing With the motors' raucous singing, As again machines are winging Onward into Wales! Wide the throttle — engine's growling Mingling with the wild wind's howling. It echoes from the grey crags scowling On the way to Wales. Onward to the meeting! Warm will be the greeting! Let it blow! Come sleet! Come snow! Who cares a damn about the winter weather? Swiftly, smoothly, wheels are turning. To our fore a beacon's burning. Down remembered roads returning. Dragons into Wales! Let who dare not, stay behind us Crouched by firesides: they'll not find us. Warmth and comfort do not bind us. Call us then insane! Hillsides whisper — we can't dally. Hear the sound sweep down the valley! Wheels to Wales! Wheels to the Rally! Hear the call again! Through the winter snow, men! Dragons all! We go men! Let it blow! Come sleet! Come snow! Who cares a damn about the winter weather? Wild as wind the mountains seeking From the towns where smoke hangs reeking Cymru calls us! Hear her speaking! We will meet again. Bill Hume and Ron Miller 2. DID YOU EVER SEE? See 1968 report 3. THE SONG OF THE ELEPHANT MEN (to the tune of "High Barbaree") See 1968 report 4. THE BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAIN On a summer's day in the month of May a burly bum came hiking Down a shady lane by the sugar cane; he was looking for his liking. He sang a song of a land so gay, a land of milk and honey. Where a bum can stay for many a day and you don't need any money. Oh, the buzzin' of the bees in the cigarette trees And the soda water fountains Where the lemonade springs and the bluebird sings In the Big Rock Candy Mountain. In that Big Rock Candy Mountain all the cops have wooden legs, The bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft boiled eggs, The farmer's trees are full of fruit. Their barns are full of hay. I want to go where there ain't no snow And the sleet don't fall and the wind don't blow And a bum can sleep all day. In that Big Rock Candy Mountain you never change your socks And the little streams of alcohol come trickling down the rocks; The shacks all have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind, There's a lake of stew and of whisky too, You can paddle around in a big canoe In that Big Rock Candy Mountain. 5. GREEN GROW THE RUSHES I'll give you one 0! Green grow the rushes 0! What is your one 0? One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so. Two, two, the lily white boys clothed all in green o-ho! Three, three the rivals. Four for the gospel makers. Five for the symbols at your door. Six for the six proud walkers. Seven for the seven bright stars in the sky. Eight for the April rainers. Nine for the nine bright shiners. Ten for the ten commandments. Eleven for the eleven who went to heaven. Twelve for the twelve apostles. 6. SHE WAS POOR BUT SHE WAS HONEST She was poor but she was honest, victim of a Squire's whim. First he loved her then he left her. Isn't it a flippin' shame? So she ran away to London for to hide her grief and shame; There she met a ton-up wonder and she lost her name again. See him riding on his Goldy, past the gutter where she stands, He has wed a dealer's daughter and she wrings her ringless hands. See him in a transport cafe by the juke box with the best While the girl what he has ruined entertains a sordid guest. See her on the bridge at midnight, saying "Farewell, blighted love!" Then a scream, a splash, good heavens, what is she a-doing of? When they dragged her from the river, water from her clothes they rung; Though they thought that she was drownded still her corpse got up and sung. In a lowly little cottage where her aged parents live; They drink the Champagne that she sends them but they never can forgive. It's the same the whole world over, it's the poor Nivot gets the blame; It's the rich wot gets the gravy, isn't it a blooming shame? Sad! Let's cheer up! 7. GLORIOUS BEER Beer, beer, glorious beer! Fill yourself right up to here! Drink a good deal of it, make a big meal of it, Stick to your old fashioned beer! Don't be afraid of it, drink till you're made of it, Let's put another down here! Up with the sale of it, down with a pail of it, Glorious, glorious beer! (and another chorus!) 8. I WANNA GO HOME We sailed on the old John Dee, my grandpappy and me For over the Seven Seas we wanted to roam. But we're fightin' all day and we're drinkin' all night. I feel so break up, I wanna go home. So hist up the big main sail. And pull up the anchor chain. And put down your helm and head her over the foam. I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I feel so break up wanna go home! The Master's a wicked man, he gets drunk every time he can. He don't give a damn about grandpappy and me. He knocks us about and he kicks us around. I feel so break up, I wanna go home. 9. ONE EYED RILEY As I was sitting by Riley's fire, Drinking Riley's rum and water, Suddenly a thought came to my head, I'd like to marry old Riley's daughter. Rub-a-dub dub! Rub-a-dub dub! Rub-a-dub dub for the one-eyed Riley! Yippy-aye-ay! Yippee-aye-ay! Yippy-aye-ay! Trez bon. Her hair was black and her eyes were blue; The colonel and the major and the captain sought her, The sergeant and the private and the drummer boy too, But they never had a chance with the Riley's daughter. Riley played on the big bass drum; Riley had a mind full of murder and slaughter. Riley had one big bright red eye and He kept that eye on his lovely daughter. I got me a ring and a parson too and I grabbed me a scratch in the married quarter; Settled me down to a peaceful life Happy as a king with the Riley's daughter. Suddenly a footstep on the stairs. Who should it be but the one-eyed Riley, He had two pistols in his hand. He was looking for the man who married his daughter. I grabbed old Riley by the leg And stuffed his head in a bucket of water. Fired his pistols in the air, A darned sight quicker than I married his daughter. (And stick to this version please!) 10. WALTZING MATILDA Once a jolly swagman camped by a Billabong Under the shade of a Coolibah Tree. And he sang as he sat and waited till his billy boiled. You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda! Waltzing Matilda! You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me. And he sang as he sat and waited till his billy boiled. You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me. Up came a jumbuck to drink at the Billabong Up jumped the swagman and grabbed he with glee. And he sang as he stuffed that jumbuck in his tucker bag. You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me. Up came the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred Up came the troopers, one, two, three. "Oh where's the jolly jumbuck, you've got in your tucker bag?" You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me. Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the Billabong, "You'll never take me alive!" says he. And his ghost may be heard if you walk by that Billabong, You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me. 11. THE BLUE TAILED FLY When I was young I used to wait upon the boss and pass his plate. And pass the bottle when he got dry - and brush away the blue tailed fly. Gimmee crack corn and I don't care. Gimmee crack corn and I don't care. Gimmee crack corn and I don't care. The master's gone away. And when he'd ride in the afternoon I'd follow on with a hickory broom; The pony it was rather shy when bitten by the blue tailed fly. The day he rode around the farm, the flies were numerous and did swarm. One chanced to bite him on the thigh; the devil take that blue tailed fly. The Pony run, he jump, he pitch. He flung the master into a ditch; He died, the jury wondered why the verdict was the blue tailed fly. They lay him 'neath a 'simmon tree. The epitaph is there to see. "Beneath this grave I'm forced to lie a victim of the blue tailed fly. 12. THE DARKIES' SUNDAY SCHOOL Old folk, young folk everybody come. Join our darkies' Sunday School and make yourself at home. Bring your sticks of chewing gum and sit upon the floor And we'll tell you Bible stories that you've never heard before. Adam was the first man, that's what we all believe, 'Ti! one day he was filleted, and introduced to Eve. He had no one to tell him but he soon found out the way And that's the only reason why we're sitting here today. Now Adam was a gardener with Eve his gentle spouse They got the sack for stealing fruit and took to keeping cows Life was very peaceful 'twas quiet in the main Until they had a baby boy and started raising Cain. Mr. Lot and Mrs. Lot went out for a stroll Sodom got too hot and so they left the rotten hole; Mrs. Lot turned herself round to go and fetch her jacket Now she sold as Saxa salt at sevenpence a packet. Esau was a cowboy from the wild and woolly west, His daddy left him half the ranch and Brother Jake the rest; But Esau thought the title deeds were very far from clear So he sold the whole caboodle for a sandwich and a beer. Pharoah's daughter Miriam went walking by the Nile Found the infant Moses playing with a crocodile; She took him home to father said she'd found him on the shore, But Pharoah slying winked at her, he'd heard that one before. Moses was the leader of the Israelitish flock And when the flock was thirsty he just struck upon the rock And when the rock was opened there arose a mighty cheer For instead of flowing water there was found a well of beer. David was a general, Uriah was sub. David saw Uriah's wife when she was in her tub David sent Uriah off to scout a front line trench Uriah got a hand grenade and David got the wench. Elishah was a prophet and his head was rather bare. The children shouted "Shiny Top! Why don't you cut your hair?" This angered old Elishah so he called his brindled pup Which being fond of children - ate the little baskets up. Shadrach was a prophet who was chucked into the fire Expected by the stoker to immediately expire. But when they opened the furnace up, the asbestos laddie laughed. And said "Me hinnies keep it shut. Aa cannot stand the draught!" 13. FOGGY FOGGY DEW See 1968 report 14. ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY On top of old Smokey all covered in snow, I lost my true lover, from courting too slow. Now courting's a pleasure and parting's a grief And a false hearted lover is worse than a thief. A thief will just rob you and take what you have But a false hearted lover will be digging your grave. The grave will decay you and turn you to dust, There's no girl in a million a poor bloke can trust. She'll tell you she loves you and tell you more lies Than the cross ties on a railroad or stars in the sky. Come all you young maidens and listen to me Ne'er hang your affections on a green willow tree. The leaves they will wither, the roots they will die Your lover will leave you and you'll never know why. 15. MY FAMILY See 1968 report 16. SOSPAN FACH Mas bys Mari Ann wedi brifo A Dafydd gwas ddim yn iach Mae'r baban yn y crud yn crio A'r gath wedi scrapo Sioni bach. Sospan fach yn berwi ar y tan Sospan fawr yn berwi at y Ilawr A'r gath wedi scrapo Sioni bach. Dai Bach y Soldiwr, Dal Bach y Soldiwr. A chwt ei chrys y maes. Sut chrys oedd gandde Sut chrys oedde gandde? Crys bach gwyn a stripen las. Crys bath gwyn a stripen las. Mae bys Nari Ann wedi gwella, A Dafydd y Gwas yn ei fedd, Mae'r baban yn y crud wedi twei, A'r gath wedi huno mewn hedd. 17. SWEET VIOLETS There once was a farmer who took a young Miss In back of a barn where he gave her a Lecture on horses and chickens and eggs And told her that she had such beautiful Manners that suited a girl of her charms A girl that he wanted to take in his Washing and ironing and then if she did They could get married and raise lots of Sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses Covered all over from head to toe, Covered all over in sweet violets. The girl told the farmer that he'd better stop Then she called her father and he called a Taxi and got there before very long Someone was doing his little girl Right for a change and so that's why he said "If you marry her, Son, you're better off Single, for it's been my belief Marriage can bring a man nothing but Sweet violets. . . . The farmer decided he'd wed anyway And started in planning for his wedding Suit, which he'd purchased for only one buck Then he did find he was clean out of Money and so he was left in the lurch Standing there waiting in front of the End of this story which just goes to show All a girl wants from a man is his Sweet violets.. . . 18. THE WHIFFENPOOF SONG To the tables down at Mory's To the place where Louis dwells, To the dear old Temple Bar we loved so well, See the Whiffenpoofs assembled With their glasses raised on high And the magic of their singing casts a spell. Yes, the magic of their singing Of the songs we loved so well "Shall I Wasting" and "Mavourneen" and the rest; We will seranade our Louis whilst life and voice shall last Then we'll pass and be forgotten like the rest. We're poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa! baa! baa! We're little black sheep who have gone astray. Baal! baa! baa! Gentleman songsters off on a spree, Doomed from here to eternity, Lord have mercy on such as we. Baal. baa baa! 19. COME HOME AGAIN TO WALES See 1968 report 20. THE WILD COLONIAL BOY See 1968 report 21. WORRIED MAN BLUES it takes a worried man to sing a worried song It takes a worried man to sing a worried song It takes a worried man to sing a worried song I'm worried now, I won't be worried long. The train I. ride is twenty-one coaches long The girl I love is on that train and gone. I went across the river and went to sleep When I awoke I'd shackles on my feet. Around my legg are twenty-one links of chain And on each one initials of my name. I said to the Judge, "What's gonna be my fate?" "Twenty-one years a-working for the State!" 22. ONE MORE RIVER Mr. Noah once he built an ark. There's one more river to cross. He patched it up with hickory bark There's one more river to cross. One more river and that old river to Jordan One more river. There's one more river to cross. The animals went in one by one The elephant chewing a caraway bun. Two by two: the bug, the flea and the kangaroo. Three by three: the elephant trod on the bumble bee. Four by four: the fat rhinocerous stuck in the door. Five by five: some were almost more dead than alive. Six by six: the monkey up to his usual tricks. Seven by seven: said the ant to the hippo "Who the hell are you shoyin-?" Eight by eight: some had to hurry because they were late. Nine by nine: Old Noah shouted "Heave that line!" Ten by ten: if you want any more you can sing it again. 23. FRANKIE AND JOHNNY Now Frankie and Johnny were lovers Lordy, lordy how they could love. They swore they'd be true to one another Just as true as the skies above. He was her man; he wouldn't do her wrong. Frankie and Johnny went a-walking Johnny had on a new suit. Frankie went a-walking with Johnny Thinking just how her man looked cute. He was her man: he wouldn't do her wrong. "Now listen to me darling! I won't be very long. Don't wait up for me lover Don't worry while I am gone. I am your man; I wouldn't do you wrong!" Frankie went to the corner To get her a bottle of beer. She said to the old bartender man "Has my loving man John been here? He is my man; I think he's doing me wrong!" "I don't want to cause no trouble But I don't want to tell no lies. Your loving man John was here just now With that no-good Nelly Bligh. There was your man. He was doing you wrong!" Frankie looked over the transom There to her great surprise. Was her loving man John right over there Making love to Nelly Bligh. There was her man. He was doing her wrong. Frankie pulled back her kimono And she pulled out a big forty-four! Rott-a-toot-toot! Three times she shot Right through that hardwood door. She shot her man who was doing her wrong. The first time she shot him he staggered The second time she shot he fell. By the third time she pulled that trigger, Man Her Johnny was burning in Hell. He was her man but he was doing her wrong. "Bring out your rubber tyred hearses! Bring out the pony and trap! I'm taking my lover to the graveyard, Man, And I aint a-gonna bring him back. He was my man but he did me wrong!" Sheriff came round in the mornin' Said it was all for the best. Said that her lovin-man Johnny Had been nothing but a goddam pest. He was her man, but he'd done her wrong. Frankie she said to the Sheriff "What are you gonna do?" Sheriff says, "Sorry Frankie gal It's the 'Lectric Chair for you. You shot your man, 'cause he'd done you wrong." Last time I ever saw Frankie She was frying in the 'Lectric Chair. Sweat was a-pourin' down her brow And the sparks was in her hair. She'd shot her man, 'cause he was doing her wrong. This story aint got no moral This story aint got no end. This story only goes to show That there's no dam' good in men. Just watch your man, he'll be doing you wrong. 24. I WANT A BEER I want a beer just like the beer That pickled dear old Dad. It was a beer and the only beer The Old Man ever had. A real old fashioned beer with lots of foam It took six cops to get the Old Man home. So that's why I want a beer, just like the beer That pickled dear old Dad. 25. 1 AiNT A-GONNA GRIEVE MY LORD A preacher went down to the celler to pray, He prayed all night and he prayed all day. A preacher went down to the eeller to pray, He prayed all night and he payed all day. I aint a-gonna grieve my Lord no more I aint a-gonna grieve my Lord I aint a-gonna grieve my Lord I aint a-gonna grieve my Lord no more. Oh you'll never get to Heaven on a B.S.A. 'Cause Beeza bods don't ride that way. You'll never get to Heaven on a Velocette No Velo fellow's got there yet. You'll never get to Heaven on a two-stroke Scott For the noise it makes, the Lord likes not. You'll never get to Heaven on a Matchless twin For Matchless blokes are steeped in sin. Oh you'll not get to Heaven on a Greeves I guess For Scrambler's leave the place a mess. Now you'll not get to Heaven on a Bog-wheel, Mate 'Cause you'll try to climb those pearly gates. You won't get there on an Arrow two-stroke You're a special friend of the other bloke. You won't get to Heaven on a Norton Manx The Lord don't want no race track - thanks! You won't get to Heaven on a Fanny B For the Lord's got shares in the Yank Harley. You won't get to Heaven in a bubble-car Nor a moped they won't go that far. You won't get to Heaven in a leather suit The Lord thinks mods look far more cute. If you want to get to Heaven, get a vintage bike For the Lord admits they're what he likes. Don't say you've been to the Dragon, Lad For the Lord thinks that we're all stone mad. For the Conway Club, there's just no hope They've never learned the use of soap. Join the Fifty-Nine, that's the thing to do And the Reverend Bill will get you through. BILL HUME 26. PHIL THE FLUTER'S BALL Have you hears of Phil the fluter from the town of Ballymuck? The times were going hard with him in fact the man was broke, So he just sent out a notice to his neighbours one and all. As how he'd like their company that evenin at a ball. And when writing out he was careful to suggest to them That if they found a hat of his convenient to the door The more they put in whenever he requested them The better would the music be for battering the floor With a toot of the flute and the twiddle of fiddle O Hopping in the middle like a herring on the griddle O. Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall Oh hadn't we the gaiety at Phil the Fluter's Ball. Mister Dennis Dougherty who kept the "Running Dog," There was little crooked Paddy from the Tira-loughett bog, There was boys from every Barony and girls from every art And the beautiful Miss Brady in a private Hoss and Cart And along with them came bouncing Mrs. Cafferty Little Mickie Mulligan was also to the fore Rose, Suzanne and Margaret O'Rafferty The flower of Ardmagullion and the Pride of Petravore. With a toot.... Little Mickie Mulligan got up to show them how And then the widow Cafferty steps out and makes her bow "I could dance ye off your legs." say she "As sure as ye are born If yell only make the piper play "The Hare was in the Corn" So Phil plays up to the best of his ability The ladies and the gentlemen begin to do their share "Faith, then Mick, it's you that has agility" "Begorra Mrs. Cafferty you're leaping like a hare". With a toot.... Phil the fluter tipped a wink to little crooked Pat "I think it's nearly time" says he "To pass around the hat" So Paddy passed the caubeen round and looking mighty cute Sez "Ye've got to pay the piper when he tootles on the flute!" Then they, all joined in with the greatest joviality Covering the buckle and the shuffle and the cut Jigs were danced of the very finest quality But the widow beat the company at handelling the foot! With a toot.... 27. HEN WLAD FY NHADAU Oh land of my fathers how fair is thy fame Entwined are proud memories about thy dear name The lays of thy minstrels. Thy warriors renown Give honour and grace to thy crown. Wales! Wales! Sweet are thy hills and thy vales. Thy speech and thy song! To thee they belong Oh may they live ever in Wales. No more on thy ramparts is heard through the night The trumpet's loud summons to haste to the fight. The contest is over yet proud my heart thrills To gaze on thy victory crowned hills. Wales! Wales! Sweet are thy hills and thy vales. Thy speech and thy song! To thee they belong Oh may they live ever in Wales. 28. ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT Every star in heaven is singing. All through the night. Hear the glorious music ringing All through the night. Songs of sweet ethereal lightness Wrought in realms of peace and brightness See the dark give way to lightness. All through the night. Look my love the stars are smiling All through the night. Lighting smoothing and beguiling Earth's sombre plight. So when age brings grief and sorrow From each other we can borrow Faith in our sublime tomorrow All through the night. 29. AULD LANG SYNE Should auld aquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld aquaintance be forgot and days of auld tang syne? For auld tang syne my dear For the sake of auld lang syne. We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet for the sake of auld lang syne. And here's a hand ma trusty friend and gi'es a hand o' thine And we'll tak a richt guid willie waught for the sake o' auld lang syne. For auld lang syne my dear For the sake of auld lang sync. We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet for the sake of auld lang syne. 30. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
A WORD FROM THE CONWAY CLUB Welcome to Glyn Padarn and the Fifth Dragon Rally! Here's our programme for the weekend:- SATURDAY
2.00 p.m. Castrol film shows start in Block 21. (Progtamme: "The Roughriders", "Dragstrip", "Golden Mountain") 1¼ hour programme, running continuously till 10 p.m. 6.30 p.m. Headlight Parade. Form up in line to leave by the North Gate. Route: turn left on to main road A4086; left at Glyn Twrog Inn; left at next crossroads: straight on through Bryn Bras Castle gate and over mountain road; turn left into Glyn Padarn site through West Gate. 7.00 p.m. Bonfire lighted. 7.30 p.m. Addresses of welcome-Generator House (Block 18). 8.15 p.m. Community singing round the bonfire. 11.00 p.m. Bar and hot snacks (Block 13) close down.
SUNDAY
9.30 a.m. Interdenominational Service in Cinema, Block 21. 11.00 a.m. Boking-in control closes down. Water points and toilets are signposted. Camping overflow should go to the South Field and the area surrounding the reservoir. Sorry boys, no groceries on sale, though we tried. Try Lianberis (one mile) or Caernarvon (five miles).
A WORD FROM BILL HUME
Every year we get appeals for songs from the Top Twenty and their runners up. I only wish that I could accommodate you but I am afraid that facts must be faced. These ditties are all copyright material and to have them printed in this sheet would cost the Club far too much. Also by the time the Rally occurs, the songs that were popular when the sheet is prepared are all forgotten-such is the life of a pop. I'm sorry about this-but you should know the words of these and you can sing them without needing a sheet. So we have to stick to the kind of folk stuff that we have included in the past but I'm willing to take suggestions for the 6th Rally's sheet at any time-address 56 Daphne Crescent, SEAHAM, Co. Durham or via Lawrence Irving or the Motor Cycle whichever you like. consider everything received seriously. It might be a good time to point out that I am afraid that I alone am responsible for the inclusions in this 'ere. The other Conway bods and B.S.A's have clean hands on the matter. Yours aye. BILL HUME

- Jan Heiland

Before you destroy your eyesight trying to read the above text, try clicking the scanned pages to reveal transcripts beneath them. Not much bigger, but you can cut and paste the text into your own document. There is another song sheet on the 1968 Dragon report


Start of quotation This page is full of texts but does not offer many photos or memorabilia regarding the Dragon '66. Therefore it seems to me wise to add some of them. So here is a compilation of various photos taken during the 1966 meeting. End of quotation

- Jean-Francois Helias

Open quote I was there in 1965, 66, 67, 70 on a Vincent outfit. I am now 71 and hope to come again in 2009.
Regards John Geal Close quote
Open quote I was there, when men was men and we did it Close quote