An Ode To A C.15.

To any owner of a C.15
This rhyme will not surprise,
But just this once, we must come clean
Instead of telling lies!

Are your rims all buckled and bent?
Oily patches on the ground?
Is it time the big ends went?
Does your chain go round?

Will it start with just one kick?
Do the tappets always tap?
Dare you show it to your chick?
Doubt it - she'd soon change her chap.

If you've a bike and you're a male
Thinking of changing your make,
I've got one for sale.
We'll leave out the marque for your sake!

Chris Mansell